Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Playing With The Kiddies

A sixth grader is in the Assistant Principal's office for ISS (in school suspension.) He is sitting at a round table in one of 4 nicely padded chairs. He's had lunch and the warmth of the office and comfy chair causes him to lay down his head on his right arm and drift off to sleep.

One of the office clerks walks past the door and turns the light out. The student continues to nap. A few minutes later, no more than 30 pass, and the Assistant Principal returns from lunch duty. He flicks on the light and returns the room to brightness. The student is startled awake by the bright lights. As the Assistant Principal removes his jacket he exclaims "Dude! Have you been here all this time?"

The student mumbles "wha, wha, what time is it?"

"It's morning! You've been here all night!" says the Assistant Principal.

Then the student looks at the clock and the Asst. Principal says "nah, it's only 12:30 you have the rest of the day to spend in ISS."

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